Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Where to Watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) (Legally)

The Army Will Never Be The Same
Nov 7, 2008 US 100 min PG-13
6.3 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
293 votes
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What to expect (spoiler-free)

Here’s what to expect from “ (2008), without spoilers.

Genre-wise, it leans into Comedy, with a runtime around 100 minutes.

Audience signals on TMDB currently show an average rating of 6.3/10 from about 293 votes.

For families, checking the local age rating is recommended before watching.

Topics & keywords

army, us army, dumb blonde

Plot

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Main cast

Jessica Simpson
as Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
as Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
as Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
as Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
as Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
as Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
as Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
as Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
as Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
as Captain Greer