Where to Watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) (Legally)

Where to watch “If I Had Legs I'd Kick You” (2025) legally online? See US options first, with English-region fallbacks.

What to expect (spoiler-free)

Here’s what to expect from “ (2025), without spoilers.

It sits in the Drama space and is paced for about 113 minutes.

Cast highlights include Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald.

For families, checking the local age rating is recommended before watching.

Topics & keywords

hotel, therapist, long island, new york, female protagonist, sick child, motherhood, woman director, absent husband, psychological drama, mysterious illness, montauk

Official trailer

Watch the official trailer on YouTube

Plot

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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